aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

stupidoomdoodles:

did u know that when i get bored at work i reenact bob’s burgers moments with favorite dbz characters

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i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

kangarude:

when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody would accept her but i really just didnt know what bisexual meant

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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perks-of-being-chinese:

jake—the—dogg:

me attempting to find a good selfie:

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meandmy69cats:

thecheshirekitteh:

what it’s like to be an artist, writer, musician, ….

Me me me me me me

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blackbruise:

when you click a  button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

(Source: queenacrossthewaters)