ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them…
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
"Selfie with my new human." #nofilter #nomakeup #puglife [via]
This is the greatest photograph and tags combination I have ever seen, the joys of life.
MakoGisa VS RinRei
YOU KNOW THEY’RE YOUR OTP WHEN THEY STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND YOU CAN’T CALM DOWN
Do you ever forget that you can’t speak japanese so you try to multitask while watching subbed anime and realize fuck i have no idea what just happened